I’m the Russian Billboard Ad

by Tony G on February 10, 2011

I came to Moscow to check out the games. A few years ago the games were so good I thought Russia was opening up and poker would be bigger there than anywhere else in the world. Now it’s like the world turned upside down in Russia and gambling is just not going to happen, not now anyway. All the clubs are shut down, it’s so sad, just imagine all the casinos shutting down on the Las Vegas Strip one day. All the super degens would go into withdrawal. Since there is no poker for me in Moscow, I’m on my way to Paris in a few hours.

I’m very popular in Russia, my face is on a billboard ad everywhere I turn. The media is making comments about me too. Can you believe it? I’m not playing poker or taking Zasko or TJ around a poker table to take a bite out of any poker players or threatening anyone with a bike ride, I’m just minding my own business and out of nowhere, I’m a poster ad. Here’s a picture of the billboard.

Tony G Billboard Ad

For my friends that can’t read Russian, the poster says to pay your council bills for heating. I pay so much in Lithuania I can’t afford to pay my bill in Russia. LMAO

You can find the story here. And do read the WHOLE page. Then you will know how I became so famous.

{ 30 comments… read them below or add one }

Julia February 10, 2011 at 3:29 pm

Tony, good evening. You are disturbed by the journalist from Saratov. That city where employees ТСЖ have managed to put your photo as the malicious debtor. My name is Julia, I from “Komsomolskaya Pravda”. We want to write article about this terrifying injustice. And we would like to know your opinion about it. Yours faithfully, Julia

Al February 11, 2011 at 2:46 pm

Will you sue them?
Do that, the idiots need a lesson.
BTW, the translation you provided is not exact, although close to that. There’s nothing about heating, just “pay your debt for the flat” – here in Russia in most cases you get a composite bill for all the services (heating, cold and hot water, gas, antenna etc.). This is the one they mean you have to pay for on the poster. And you are called Mikhail Lvovich

azs February 15, 2011 at 5:59 pm

haaa cool )))
from russia with love )))

Dmitrij February 15, 2011 at 9:38 pm

It’s very, very funny )))

Leshiy February 16, 2011 at 12:29 am

I sincerely apologize on behalf of the entire Russian people

Vasya February 16, 2011 at 5:58 am

Hi Tony, oplati dolg, suka!

Juster February 16, 2011 at 6:05 am

Tony, screw this “Komsomolskaya Pravda” yellow sh*t, it’s useless. We usually use this newspaper to cover floor during renovations.

Sergey February 16, 2011 at 6:55 am

I’m from Russia. Now i know who such Tony G. We LOLd at dullness of our authorities

Mapuo February 16, 2011 at 8:52 am

Now we all now the REAL name of Tony G as well as where he resides.
Hello, Mikhail Lvovich. Your motherland is missing you

Jonny Cash February 16, 2011 at 9:37 am

That’s a metric ton of lulz, Tony! You should teach those bitches a lesson, so they would never-ever used nither your nor the other esteemed persons’ images for doing their underdone dirty job.
Best regards,
Johny(LA)

Барбос February 16, 2011 at 10:48 am

Tony, you are extremely popular in Russia

http://www.yaplakal.com/forum2/topic307880.html

ILL February 16, 2011 at 11:15 am

Hello from Russia!! )))

A.I.Kulibyakin February 16, 2011 at 1:05 pm

Tony, so you will pay or not?

Alex February 16, 2011 at 1:20 pm

Hi, Mikhail Lvovitch! So, when you can pay your debts?
ROFL

al February 16, 2011 at 2:36 pm

Russia love you, Tony!!!!!

Ivan the Tzar February 16, 2011 at 3:06 pm

Yesterday i went to the hospital and met my bear there. Mishka, he was supposed to play balalaika on the red square and drink vodka with local mafia,- i wondered why did he go to the hospital, oh my…

RUN, KGB IS AFTER YOU!

Cross eyed Jonny February 16, 2011 at 5:00 pm

Run,Tony,run!!! )))

Alexander February 17, 2011 at 4:44 am

In Soviet Russia, tax returns you.

БУБЛИК February 17, 2011 at 5:24 am

Tony! Lets pay it immediatly!! ))))) (i’m from moscow)

Haha February 17, 2011 at 8:35 am

you wanted more russians, you got them :D:D

Hark February 17, 2011 at 9:04 am

It seems like a prank made by Hellmuth )

Marik February 17, 2011 at 5:07 pm

Tony, please pay for your Russian flat. And say why do U need flat in Saratov?

Pavel February 19, 2011 at 12:17 am

oooouuh mr Tony
is this a flat for you secret wife in Saratov???

cheesus crust February 19, 2011 at 5:57 pm

Antanai, apmokėk tu tą Michailo skolą.

ALex V. Grey February 21, 2011 at 7:12 am

Hello Tony. I’m writed notice about that situation)) You are very important person in Saratov city)))

Ryan Hutchins February 25, 2011 at 4:04 am

hey tony, do u stake players? Im medium cash player grinding every day crushing! Just cashed in ftops 17event of ftp points for 50k, everyday i crush nl 1-2 and winning player for few years! I wanna go further! if you can help give me email

marieann87@live.co.uk

Im gonna be big!

Lena February 25, 2011 at 9:10 pm

oh! you became the face of the Saratov ТСЖ ))))…. interesting Nicholas L. paid for the apartment after seeing …

kepc March 2, 2011 at 6:05 pm

hahahaha
plati dolg, suka :D:D

TomasDRE March 13, 2011 at 10:50 am

What an a bull**** !!! DDD how they dare !, No respect for Lithuanians at all !!! :// …they should respect us!

Stanislav August 16, 2012 at 9:28 am: I’m from Saratov and I should sadly admit that they don’t respect anyone, even themselves. Actually I’m not too much sure that it’s possible to punish them somehow because of corruption and mutual protection inside government structures. But I would pay a lot to do this. Sorry for this, not all of russian such boorish and uncultured.

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